PROFESSOR ZANE, WHY DO YOU THINK
ALL OF ACMETROPOLIS IS CLAMORING
FOR ONE OF YOUR NEW BIO-PETS?
WELL, WHO COULD RESIST
SUCH A LOVEABLE, SOFT, PLAYFUL CREATURE?
EVERY HOUSEHOLD SHOULD HAVE A FUZ-Z.
* FUZ-Zs ARE COOL, FUZ-Zs ARE SWEET *
* TAKE 'EM TO SCHOOL FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO MEET *
* WHEN YOU WANNA CUDDLE, THEY'LL SHOW YOU HOW *
* GOTTA GET A FUZ-Z RIGHT NOW *
[WHIMPERS]
HEY, YOU WANT A SNACK?
I LOVE YOU, FUZ-Z. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
[PURRS]
[PURRING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
HUH?
WHERE'D MY FUZ-Z GO?
[GASPS]
AAH!
[PANTING]
AAH!
MOM! DAD! RUN!
Dad: LET'S GO! COME ON, SON!
[ROARS]
Zodavia: IN THE YEAR 2772,
A METEOR STRIKES THE CITY PLANET OF ACMETROPOLIS,
KNOCKING IT OFF ITS AXIS.
THIS COSMIC EVENT RELEASES SUPERNATURAL FORCES
UNLEASHING A NEW KIND OF HERO: THE LOONATICS.
[GASPS]
HA HA HA! WHOO! WHOA!
Zodavia: COMBAT SIMULATION OVER.
HEY! LOOK WHAT I GOT.
Ace: IN A SEC, LEX.
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
OH, NO! NO EATING MY PET.
OOF! [GROWLS]
WATCH IT, SLAM. I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.
HUH?
HUH? EEUUUWWW!
[PANTING]
WHEW.
WHAT'S THAT?
YOU BOUGHT A NEW COTTONTAIL?
NO, IT'S A FUZ-Z.
OH, COME ON. BIO-PETS ARE ONLY
THE COOLEST TREND TO EVER HIT ACMETROPOLIS.
YEAH? WHAT DO YOU HIT IT WITH?
YOU DON'T HIT IT. YOU LOVE IT.
SHE'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT HER TO BE.
A GLOVE.
A CHOKER.
A CUDDLE WALKER.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SISTER.
HOW DID YOU GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THESE ANYWAY?
MY FUZ-Z's BEEN ON BACKORDER FOR WEEKS.
ARE YOU SURE THIS ONE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE...MINE?
[MUMBLES]
BACK OFF, DUCK! ZOZO IS MINE.
[LAUGHS] ZOZO?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE, LOONATICS,
BUT THERE'S A SITUATION IN SOUTH ACMETROPOLIS
THAT REQUIRES YOUR SPECIAL ATTENTION.
A RESIDENTIAL ZONE IN THE FOURTH QUADRANT
SEEMS TO HAVE A GIANT SPIDER PROBLEM.
DIDN'T THEY JUST SPRAY FOR GIANT SPIDERS LAST WEEK?
THIS FAMILY BARELY ESCAPED WITH THEIR LIVES.
SPECIES? ORIGIN?
UNKNOWN AND UNKNOWN.
FORGET WHERE IT CAME FROM. WHERE'S IT GOING?
IT'S NOT COMING HERE, IS IT?
THE IDEA WAS FOR YOU TO GO THERE,
DANGER DUCK.
UHH...MUST WE?
I'LL TRANSFER COORDINATES IN TRANSIT.
ZODAVIA OUT.
SHE GETS TO GO OUT,
AND WE GET TO BATTLE MUTANT SPIDERS.
NICE! LET'S JET!
[PURRING]
NAH! MAYBE LOSE THE WRISTBAND, LEX.
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HER HERE BY HERSELF.
SHE CAN BE OUR MASCOT.
HOW ABOUT...NO.
FINE.
AW! YOU'LL BE LONELY, WON'T YOU?
[WHIMPERS]
ALL RIGHTY.
ACCORDING TO ZODAVIA'S READINGS,
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPOT
THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
RIGHT ABOUT...NOW.
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT THING!
IT HAS 3--WAIT. 4...5 LEGS!
UHH!
UH, MAKE THAT 6 LEGS.
[GROWLS]
[MOANS]
Ace: EH, SLIGHT POTHOLE PROBLEMO.
[TIRES SCREECH] Woman: AAH!
Lexi: GROSS! CAN I GET THE DAY OFF?
HEROES DON'T GET THE DAY OFF.
IT'S RESCUE TIME.
SLAM, LET'S GIVE OUR FRIEND A LITTLE HELP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[GROWLS]
[GRUNTS]
Rev: HEY, ITSY-BITSY. I'M OVER HERE.
HAVE LUNCH YET? YOU EVER SHAVE THOSE LEGS?
WE'VE GOT TO CONTAIN THIS MONSTER NOW.
Tech: CLEAR THE BRIDGE, ACE.
THEN REMOVE THE 4 BOLTS IN EACH COLUMN.
YOU GOT IT, TECH.
[GROWLS]
NOW LET'S LOCK HIM UP.
Ace: CLEAR OUT, EVERYBODY.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
HOW DID IT GET OUT OF THERE?
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
ITSY-BITSY GO BYE-BYE.
THERE'S GOTTA BE AN EXPLANATION.
OH, MAN! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
CHECK IT OUT!
I FOUND A FUZ-Z!
AND THIS ONE IS MINE.
LOOK. I'VE GOT MY VERY OWN SUPERHERO SIDEKICK.
HOW ABOUT IT, WONDERFLUFF?
[LAUGHS] YEAH! THAT WORKS.
EXCUSE ME!
HMM. BIG SPIDER BEAST PULLS A DISAPPEARING ACT,
AND WE FIND A HARD-TO-GET BIO-PET IN ITS PLACE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
HMM. 4,027,867 TO 1.
HMM. KINDA HIGH ON THE COINCIDENCE METER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
OH, COME ON!
YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO PIN THIS ON WONDERFLUFF, ARE YOU?
UNTIL WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER...
YEAH.
[PURRING]
ZOZO!
[WHIMPERS]
AW. HOW COULD ANYONE THINK BIO-PETS
ARE ANYTHING BUT SWEET?
[GASPS] ZOZO, COME BACK!
ZOZO!
[SQUEAKING]
SORRY. GUESS THEY LIKE ME BETTER.
NOW I HAVE TWO SUPERHERO SIDEKICKS.
HA HA! HOW COOL IS THAT?
YOU HAD TO BRING THE FUZZ.
[BIO-PETS SQUEAKING]
THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON IN YOUR BACKPACK.
OH. I NEVER GO OUT IN THE FIELD
WITHOUT SOME CHOCOLATE AB-INDUCER BARS.
OH! THEY MUST BE REALLY HUNGRY.
HEY. WHAT'S THIS?
OUCH!
[BOTH GROWL]
ZOZO?! WONDERFLUFF?!
[GROWLS]
[BOTH GROWL]
I'M NOT SO SURE WONDERFLUFF HAS HAD ALL HIS SHOTS.
ANYBODY WANNA BUY A BIO-PET CHEAP?
DUCK! WHAT?!
[GROWLS]
UHH! UHH!
UHH! SMACK DOWN BY A FUZZ BALL?
YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE, THIS MEANS WAR.
HIT IT, LOONATICS.
WAIT!
HEY! WHAT GIVES?
THAT'S ZOZO. BE GENTLE WITH HER.
SHE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY. [GASPS]
[GROWLS]
HERE.
HERE, ZOZO. CATCH!
[GROWLS]
SLAM! WAIT!
[GROWLS]
[WHIMPERS]
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THESE POWDERPUFFS?
SOMETHING POWERFUL.
YEAH, POWERFUL, BUT EASY TO GET A HOLD OF.
GOOD POINT, ACE.
THE BOY WITH THE FIRST FUZ-Z
FED IT A WHOLE STASH OF CHOCOLATE CANDY
BEFORE GOING TO BED.
AND OUR FUZ-Zs ATE DUCK'S CHOCOLATE.
PROFESSOR ZANE'S LABORATORY IS LOCATED IN THE SEVENTH QUADRANT,
JUST EAST OF THE INDUSTRIAL CENTER.
THE GUY WHO INVENTED THESE HAIRBALLS
BETTER KNOW A WAY TO CURB THEIR SWEET TOOTH,
'CAUSE ACMETROPOLIS IS CRAWLING WITH THEM.
Rev: IT IS GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE TO GATHER UP ALL THESE FUZ-Zs.
I CAN GRAB ABOUT HALF,
BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING REALLY AMAZING
TO GET THE REST OF THEM.
Ace: I BET TECH HAS A FEW TOYS WE CAN USE.
I GIVE YOU THE X-OVAC-2400-X.
Ace: WOW! TECH!
Tech: IT'S THE ULTIMATE URBAN VACUUM.
[GROWLS, MUMBLES]
NOW WHAT IN THE WORLD MADE YOU COME UP WITH THIS?
TRY EATING WITH SLAM.
NOT PRETTY. [MUMBLES]
Rev: POWER CAPABILITY: ZERO TO 60 IN 3 SECONDS FLAT,
TWIN VISONIC GRAVITY CENTERS,
AND PROGRAMMABLE ROLLING SUCTION.
IT ALSO COMES WITH A BIO-SIGNATURE TRACKING BEAM
THAT CAN TARGET AND RETRIEVE JUST THE FUZ-Z
AND NOT INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.
OH, YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT, HUH?
IT'LL BE SO ROCKIN' THIS LAB.
I GETCHA.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS INVENTION REALLY SUCKS...
FUZ-Zs, THAT IS.
Ace: LOONATICS, LET'S JET.
LEXI, YOU AND DUCK GO WARN THIS ZANE GUY.
HE COULD BE IN DANGER FROM HIS OWN CREATIONS.
THE REST OF US WILL WORK ON
ROUNDING UP THE FUR BALLS THAT ARE STILL OUT THERE.
LOOKS LIKE NO ONE'S HOME.
NO, SOMEONE'S IN THERE.
I CAN HEAR BREATHING INSIDE.
SHOW-OFF.
HELLO? PROFESSOR ZANE?
WE'VE COME ABOUT YOUR BIO-PETS.
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE VERY, VERY--
[ALL GROWLING]
WELL, LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE ALREADY HAD THEIR CHOCOLATE TODAY.
I HOPE THAT'S ALL THEY CRAVE.
NOT ONLY DO THEY LOVE CHOCOLATE,
THEY ALSO HAVE A TASTE FOR DUCK AND RABBIT.
AND GUESS WHAT?
IT'S FEEDING TIME!
[LAUGHTER]
VACUUM CAPACITY--GOOD.
SUCTION--STABLE.
HOW YOU DOING BACK THERE, SLAM?
[VACUUM SUCTIONING]
[GRUNTS]
WHOA! HEY!
Rev: EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. COMING THROUGH.
Boy: WHAT WAS THAT?
DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW THIS FOR A WHILE?
SORRY. THIS IS A NO-FUZZ ZONE.
[PURRING]
PICKING UP SOMETHING ON MY INTERNAL SENSOR.
YES. THERE'S ONE REMAINING BIO-PET.
HELLO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING A CAT INSTEAD
IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING TO CUDDLE WITH.
THEY'RE JUST AS CUTE AND FURRY.
BUT OF COURSE CATS DON'T DO TRICKS AND CAN BE SO PRICKLY.
SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, BYE!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
HOW ARE THINGS ON YOUR END, LEX?
LEX?
I GOT A BAD FEELING.
LET'S DITCH THE FUZZ BALLS FOR NOW, TECH,
AND BUG OUT!
Tech: SWITCHING TO TURBO-VAC JET MODE.
HEY, WAIT UP!
Lexi: SO YOU KNEW ALL ALONG CHOCOLATE MUTATED THE FUZ-Zs.
KNEW? I MADE SURE OF IT.
MY FIRST TWO FUZ-Zs
WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TRANSFORM SO SOON,
NOT UNTIL I HAD COMPLETELY FLOODED
THE ENTIRE CITY WITH BIO-PETS.
ONE PULSE FROM MY ELECTRIC LEASH,
AND THE SAVAGE BEASTS ARE UNDER MY CONTROL.
SO YOU WANTED ALL THE FUZ-Zs
TO TAKE THE CHOCOLATE EXPRESS TO CREATUREVILLE
AT THE SAME TIME AND TEAR ACMETROPOLIS APART.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S MOMMY
DIDN'T BUY THEM ENOUGH "CHOCKIES"
WHEN THEY WERE "WIDDLE."
OH, YOU'RE JUST AS NAIVE AS THE ACMETROPOLIS SCIENCE COUNCIL.
IMAGINE, FIRING ME
BECAUSE THEY DEEMED MY EXPERIMENTS TOO DANGEROUS.
THEY NEVER APPRECIATED ME OR MY GENIUS, MY...
INSANITY? CRAZINESS? AM I GETTING CLOSE?
HARDLY. I DECIDED ACMETROPOLIS NEEDED TO SEE FIRSTHAND
WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.
WHEN THE METEOR HIT EARTH,
THE IMPACT OPENED ALL KINDS OF FISSURES.
Duck: INCLUDING THE ONES IN YOUR BRAIN, MR. ZANE?
Zane: I DISCOVERED THESE DELIGHTFUL CREATURES.
THEIR BIOLOGY WAS PERFECT
FOR THE EXPERIMENTS I HAD IN MIND,
EXPERIMENTS THAT LED TO THE FUZ-Z.
[GROWLS]
SO CUTE AND CUDDLY,
UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIT OF CHOCOLATE.
THEN THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM IS WITH THIS.
[GROWLS]
[GRUNTS] CARE TO DEMONSTRATE?
NO. THEY NEED THEIR PROTEIN.
SEE? TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE WILL MAKE YOU SICK.
[GROWLS]
HYAH!
OH, DEAR ME.
WHAT KIND OF HOST HAVE I BEEN?
WOULD ANYONE CARE FOR SOME...CHOCOLATE?
THE EFFECT IS TEMPORARY,
BUT THE MORE THEY EAT, THE LONGER THEY LAST.
THEN NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR THEM
SLAM, REV,
TIME FOR A LITTLE CANDY RUN.
DUCK! THE CONTROL BOX!
WHAT ABOUT IT?
OH! RIGHT!
Duck: HEADS-UP.
I GOT IT!
[MUFFLED YELLING]
Lexi: ZOZO!
WONDERFLUFF! NO!
[CHEWING]
HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO DANCE!
[BOTH GROWL]
HANG ON, LEXI.
Lexi: LET ME GO!
Both: AAH!
UHH! UHH!
UHH! NOT AGAIN!
ACE!
ON IT, LEX!
Zane: NO! UHH!
I'VE GOT IT!
NOT SO FAST, ZANY!
NO SNACKING, GUYS.
YOU'LL SPOIL YOUR DINNER.
Zane: MY BABIES!
TIME TO GO.
[PURRS]
OH, COME ON. YOU'LL BE MUCH HAPPIER THERE.
NO DERANGED SCIENTIST TO MESS WITH YOU,
AND NO CHOCOLATE... LET'S HOPE.
I SALUTE YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A BRAVE SOLDIER, WONDERFLUFF.
I ALSO FEAR YOU,
BUT LET'S NOT GO THERE NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS, LOONATICS.
THANKS TO YOUR EFFORTS,
PROFESSOR ZANE'S NEFARIOUS OPERATION HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN.
TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
YOU DESERVE IT.
ZODAVIA OUT.
YOU KNOW, FUZ-Zs ARE SO OVER.
I'VE ALREADY MOVED ON TO THE NEXT BIG THING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
Lexi: A LOOK AT WHAT?
OH! A LITTLE HAMSTER PLAYHOUSE.
NO. A LITTLE FLEA CIRCUS.
I DON'T SEE ANY FLEAS.
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BOX.
OH, GREAT!
SO WHERE ARE THE FLEAS?
[CRUNCHING AND CHEWING]
Duck: YEE-OW!